I was hoping to post up the latest video blog on the piglets this morning but I am having a few technical issues with the site so in the mean time I thought I would share a few very bad farm jokes to cheer you up on this horrible wet and windy day!
What do you call a cow that lives in the Arctic?
An eskimoo!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Foul weather!
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!
Who stole the bath toys?
The 'robber' ducky!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A Bull-dozer!
What do you call a grumpy cow?
MOOdy!
What game do cows play at parties?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A Moo-sician!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries!
What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup!
What kind of pigs know karate?
Pork chops!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we're freezing
If you can think of any more please post them up in the comments box!
Have a great weekend and make sure you keep watching! Over the next few weeks we have will be posting up a series of exciting blogs, including how to shoe a horse and how to milk a cow! For all you tractor fans, we will also we running a series of farm machinery blogs in the New Year.
What do you call a cow that lives in the Arctic?
An eskimoo!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Foul weather!
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!
Who stole the bath toys?
The 'robber' ducky!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A Bull-dozer!
What do you call a grumpy cow?
MOOdy!
What game do cows play at parties?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A Moo-sician!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries!
What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup!
What kind of pigs know karate?
Pork chops!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we're freezing
If you can think of any more please post them up in the comments box!
Have a great weekend and make sure you keep watching! Over the next few weeks we have will be posting up a series of exciting blogs, including how to shoe a horse and how to milk a cow! For all you tractor fans, we will also we running a series of farm machinery blogs in the New Year.